**A,B,C of Maths**

A big circle dared each form,

gentle handling in jets’ knowledge,

levelling more numbers of pattern,

quizzing ratio since the union’s values

welcomed x-rays yelling zero.

@Simona Prilogan

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## Wednesday Math Puzzle

## Monday Math Puzzle

## Thursday Math Puzzle

## Wednesday Math Puzzle

## Tuesday Math Puzzle

## Sunday Math Puzzle

## Saturday Math Puzzle

**A,B,C of Maths**

A big circle dared each form,

gentle handling in jets’ knowledge,

levelling more numbers of pattern,

quizzing ratio since the union’s values

welcomed x-rays yelling zero.

@Simona Prilogan

“Mathematics expresses values that reflect the cosmos, including orderliness, balance, harmony, logic, and abstract beauty.” – Deepak Chopra

**Happy Monday, wherever you are! 🙂 **

Teacher :What happened in 1809?

Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.

Teacher :What happened in 1819?

Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

A teacher asked student, What is the full form of Maths?

The student answered, ‘Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students’

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Pluto and Neptune. Everyone must attend it.

Student: Sorry, my mom would not let me go so far.

Teacher: Give me an example of Coincidence.

George: My mom and dad got married on the same date.

Teacher: How old is your dad.

George: He is as old as I am.

Teacher: How is it possible?

George: Because he became a dad only after I was born.

Teacher: What’s the meaning of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?

George: Bamboulama’lakkadi Jimba.

Teacher: I don’t understand anything you said.

George: Same here.

** Happy Thursday, wherever you are! 🙂**

Teacher: Suppose, I give you 2 dogs. Then I again give you 2 dogs. How many will you have?

George: 5

Teacher: How?

George: I have a dog in my house now.

The maths teacher asked Little Billy “If you have £20 and I ask you for £10 as a

loan, how many pounds would you still have?”.

“Twenty” came the reply.

“How so?” enquired the teacher.

“Just because you ask me to loan you £10, it doesn’t mean I am going to”.

A schoolteacher sent a letter to all parents after day one of the new term which said “If you can promise that you will not believe all that your child says goes on at school, I will promise you that I won’t believe all that your child says goes on at home”.

A young boy was teaching mathematics to a young girl, saying that this was his good deed. He kissed her; he then kissed her again; he kissed her a third time adding “There, thats addition”. She silently gave him the kisses back sweetly saying ” So that will be

subtraction?”. They then kissed each other at the same time. Both smiled and said together ” That’s multiplication.” Just at that moment, the young girls father arrived. He kicked him for two blocks exclaiming “That’s long division”.

Teacher: If your father and mother both give you 50$, what you will get?

George: A new video game.

**Happy Wednesday, wherever you are! 🙂 **

**“Mathematics has beauty and romance. It’s not a boring place to be, the mathematical world. It’s an extraordinary place; it’s worth spending time there.” – Marcus du Sautoy**

**Happy Tuesday, wherever you are! **

– How do you know that your dentist studied algebra?

– She said all that candy gave me exponential decay.

Teacher: Why didn’t you do your math homework?

George: It committed suicide because it had too many ex’s.

Teacher: Why did your mother and father do your algebra homework?

George: They really understand parent functions.

Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention here?

Student: Sure, I am paying as little attention as I can.

**Happy Sunday, wherever you are! 🙂 **

**“If you are able to solve the problems in MATHS, then you also are able to solve the problems in your LIFE” (Maths is a great Challenger) – Vignesh**

**Happy Saturday, wherever you are! 🙂 **

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